Hy-dee-ho, Blog, I'm here to share a festival of stuff I made this past weekend using the most boffo new product line from polymer clay artist Christi Friesen. The line is called "Swellegant," and consists of a bunch of faux metal paints, patina-izing concoctions, and dye inks. The best way to demonstrate what this stuff can do is to simply show you what I made! Let's proceed, Blog...
To begin, you just have to make and bake something out of polymer clay. For example, this cat sculpture. I'm not a very good sculptor so it took me a long time, but in the end I created this out of brown Fimo clay (sorry it's blurry--the cat apparently cast a spell on my camera).
Once the piece cools, you paint it with one or more of the metal paints. I used a combination of iron for the head and upper body, and copper for the rest, sort of blended together in the middle.
I used one of the patina treatments (tiffany green/rust) then to make the iron portions look old and rusty, and the copper portions to turn green in random spots. Then on the iron part I also used coffee, black and white dye and a little bronze paint. The result? This:
Can you believe this piece is made of polymer clay, Blog? I barely can, and I made it!
I also made a fish pin, this time from silver clay. This will let you see the difference between silver clay and the silver Swellegant treatment. Before:
As you see, I embedded a stone in the clay. So, I applied silver Swellegant, followed by darkening patina and green dye. Result:
I also made a small wall clock for our powder room. I covered a piece of sheet metal with brown clay and textured it. You see it here with the rocks and the wristwatch face I planned to affix to the piece:
I painted the base copper, then glued on the rocks. The clock is wired in so you can take it off to replace the battery. Yes, I'm that clever, Blog. Finally, I used the tiffany green/rust patina, and white, black, and kelly green dye. The after pic:
I kinda love it. I knew it wasn't folly to collect rocks all my life.
Lastly, another use for my rock collection. I used five polished stones mounted in a sort of organic pod design in brown clay, molding the chain right in:
This piece was painted with brass Swellegant and then treated with the gold-green-verdigris patina. The brass really matches well with the chain.
The fifth metal paint is bronze, and I'm already super stoked to try it too, Blog. Kudos and thanks to the brilliant Christi Friesen for developing this product line! My only regret about polymer clay to date is that there was no really convincing way to use it for a metal look. Now it's pretty much the bee's knees in every possible way!
February 28, 2012
February 13, 2012
Chef-ing it up in 2012!
Blog, while I've stepped up my crafting and mixology games lately, it's been at the cost of neglecting my cooking. A true Renaissance woman cannot subsist on making crock pot pork loin and lemon pepper tilapia alone.
So the new year brought with it a sudden burst of creativity of the culinary kind. In other words, I've been making up my own recipes! This has dovetailed nicely with certain changes in my diet (fewer carbs, more proteins and veggies, better grains) that have done wonders for my blood sugar levels, weight, and general well being. But let's not make it sound too healthful...the point is, EATING YUMMY STUFF!
Let me share with you, Blog (and more importantly our readers who are not non-corporal beings and actually consume food) three of my original recipes from January and February 2012....
Really Tasty and Not-Too-Bad-for-You Chicken Wings
Comfort Food Turkey Barley Soup
1 cup pearled barley
2 cans chicken broth
1 t salt
½ t pepper
½ white onion, chopped
2 cups mushrooms, chopped
1 T butter
1½ lbs ground turkey
1 can cream of mushroom soup
2 t dried thyme
Wash and sort barley. Bring to boil in large pot 1 can of broth plus one can of water. Add barley, boil 2 minutes. Remove from heat, put lid on pot and let sit one hour. Add salt and pepper, simmer covered for 1½ hours or until barley is tender and water is absorbed (may need to add more water).
Saute onions and mushrooms in butter. Remove from pan. Saute ground turkey, breaking up into small chunks. Add turkey, sauteed vegetables, cream of mushroom soup, and thyme to barley. Add water to make soup desired consistency. Stir and simmer 10 minutes, correcting seasoning as needed.
Best made a day ahead and reheated for dinner! Makes a TON (approximately six dinner sized servings).
Cream of Asparagus Soup
1 lb. fresh asparagus
1/2 chopped onion
1 1/2 T butter
1 can chicken broth
1 cup milk
1 t lemon juice
salt
pepper
1 t cornstarch
Remove tips from asparagus and chop into 1/2” pieces, set aside. Chop remaining parts of asparagus also into 3/4” pieces. Bring chicken broth plus 3/4 cup of water to a boil in a large pot, add non-tip pieces, and simmer covered for 15-20 min. till tender.
Meanwhile, melt butter in a small sauté pan, add onions, and sauté until translucent. Add to pot with asparagus, mix, and let cool partially.
Meanwhile, in small saucepan add 3/4 cup of water and tips, simmer covered for 5 minutes.
Put asparagus/onion/broth mixture in blender and puree on high until uniform in color. Return to pot, stir in lemon juice, milk and asparagus tips. Salt and pepper to taste. Mix cornstarch with a little water, pour mix into soup, bring to a boil, and stir and simmer until slightly thickened.
Serves 2 generously.
I do believe, Blog, that I may have another cooking post or two in my apron pocket in the coming weeks/months. I know as a non-corporeal anthropomorphized being you aren't really a recipe clipper, but a blog can dream of culinary delights, can he/she/it not?
So the new year brought with it a sudden burst of creativity of the culinary kind. In other words, I've been making up my own recipes! This has dovetailed nicely with certain changes in my diet (fewer carbs, more proteins and veggies, better grains) that have done wonders for my blood sugar levels, weight, and general well being. But let's not make it sound too healthful...the point is, EATING YUMMY STUFF!
Let me share with you, Blog (and more importantly our readers who are not non-corporal beings and actually consume food) three of my original recipes from January and February 2012....
Really Tasty and Not-Too-Bad-for-You Chicken Wings
Recipe for 12-14 chicken wings/drummettes
3T olive oil
1 T prepared mustard
dash cayenne (more for hotter wings)
1 t garlic powder
½ t salt
½ t pepper
1 T lemon juice
Combine all ingredients above, toss chicken to coat and marinade for at least 1 hour.
Prepare large pot with steamer basket or strainer and lid, with water level below bottom of basket or strainer. Bring to a boil. Shake excess marinade off wings but do not wipe them off; put in basket, put lid on pot and steam for 10 minutes.
Blot wings dry with paper towels. Toss in
1 T peanut oil
until coated. Then add rub:
2 T brown sugar
2 t salt
1 t pepper
2 t garlic powder
1 T onion powder
½ t thyme
½ t sage
2 t paprika
½ t cayenne (or more for hotter wings)
Evenly coat wings with rub, set on cooling rack over paper towels on a cookie sheet. Chill 1 hour.
Preheat oven to 400 degrees. Place wings on cookie sheet, sprinkle over them any excess rub that fell off onto the paper towels. Bake 20 minutes, turn over, then bake an additional 20 minutes.
Comfort Food Turkey Barley Soup
1 cup pearled barley
2 cans chicken broth
1 t salt
½ t pepper
½ white onion, chopped
2 cups mushrooms, chopped
1 T butter
1½ lbs ground turkey
1 can cream of mushroom soup
2 t dried thyme
Wash and sort barley. Bring to boil in large pot 1 can of broth plus one can of water. Add barley, boil 2 minutes. Remove from heat, put lid on pot and let sit one hour. Add salt and pepper, simmer covered for 1½ hours or until barley is tender and water is absorbed (may need to add more water).
Saute onions and mushrooms in butter. Remove from pan. Saute ground turkey, breaking up into small chunks. Add turkey, sauteed vegetables, cream of mushroom soup, and thyme to barley. Add water to make soup desired consistency. Stir and simmer 10 minutes, correcting seasoning as needed.
Best made a day ahead and reheated for dinner! Makes a TON (approximately six dinner sized servings).
Cream of Asparagus Soup
1 lb. fresh asparagus
1/2 chopped onion
1 1/2 T butter
1 can chicken broth
1 cup milk
1 t lemon juice
salt
pepper
1 t cornstarch
Remove tips from asparagus and chop into 1/2” pieces, set aside. Chop remaining parts of asparagus also into 3/4” pieces. Bring chicken broth plus 3/4 cup of water to a boil in a large pot, add non-tip pieces, and simmer covered for 15-20 min. till tender.
Meanwhile, melt butter in a small sauté pan, add onions, and sauté until translucent. Add to pot with asparagus, mix, and let cool partially.
Meanwhile, in small saucepan add 3/4 cup of water and tips, simmer covered for 5 minutes.
Put asparagus/onion/broth mixture in blender and puree on high until uniform in color. Return to pot, stir in lemon juice, milk and asparagus tips. Salt and pepper to taste. Mix cornstarch with a little water, pour mix into soup, bring to a boil, and stir and simmer until slightly thickened.
Serves 2 generously.
I do believe, Blog, that I may have another cooking post or two in my apron pocket in the coming weeks/months. I know as a non-corporeal anthropomorphized being you aren't really a recipe clipper, but a blog can dream of culinary delights, can he/she/it not?
January 9, 2012
I made a playhouse for my cats!
As you probably know, Blog, I've always wanted to make a house for our cats to play in...and I did! It only took about five hours from start to finish, and used only materials that we already had on hand. It was fun on so many levels:
First, I searched the basement to find suitable materials. I scrounged up a "milk crate," three cardboard boxes, carpet squares, a seat cushion, and some quarter round wood trim. I sketched out a plan and gathered tools, then set to work cutting and taping.
I used my Dremel tool to cut the hole in the plastic crate and to cut the wood trim. Used it to sand, too...no rough edges for the kitties!
In my design I kept in mind the amenities cats desire in their real estate: place to hide, to poke out of, to be high up, and to lounge comfortably.
The cushion is tied onto the crate with its own ties. The crate is wired on through four holes I poked through the carpet and cardboard.
I added a flap in front for paws to poke in and out after prey. I hung a jingle ball with twine outside the window. And lastly, I covered the outside with vinyl contact paper. Stylin'!
It's ready to move to it's final location, if I can just get the cats away from it long enough.... Play nice with Selke, Codes! There's room for all!
This pose suggests a declaration of ownership....
Fortunately, Selke can hide out of reach!
Now the playhouse is in its planned location, behind the couch. And here you see Cody caught in mid leap!
He's not too big for the "cage."
And it's easy to socialize or watch TV!
Alice finally woke up to see what happened during her six-hour nap.
She likes it too!
- it required ingenuity
- it was a project I could work on with my pets! (sort of)
- it cost nothing but my time
- the results will provide years of fun for the whole family!
First, I searched the basement to find suitable materials. I scrounged up a "milk crate," three cardboard boxes, carpet squares, a seat cushion, and some quarter round wood trim. I sketched out a plan and gathered tools, then set to work cutting and taping.
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The basement was a bit of a mess for awhile. |
I used my Dremel tool to cut the hole in the plastic crate and to cut the wood trim. Used it to sand, too...no rough edges for the kitties!
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Taken upstairs, the playhouse is ready for less messy steps. |
In my design I kept in mind the amenities cats desire in their real estate: place to hide, to poke out of, to be high up, and to lounge comfortably.
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There's a little window to peek out of, as Cody discovered. |
The cushion is tied onto the crate with its own ties. The crate is wired on through four holes I poked through the carpet and cardboard.
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It's comfy already! |
I added a flap in front for paws to poke in and out after prey. I hung a jingle ball with twine outside the window. And lastly, I covered the outside with vinyl contact paper. Stylin'!
It's ready to move to it's final location, if I can just get the cats away from it long enough.... Play nice with Selke, Codes! There's room for all!
This pose suggests a declaration of ownership....
Fortunately, Selke can hide out of reach!
Now the playhouse is in its planned location, behind the couch. And here you see Cody caught in mid leap!
He's not too big for the "cage."
And it's easy to socialize or watch TV!
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"Ooh, I'm cheering for the Lions! Meow!" |
Alice finally woke up to see what happened during her six-hour nap.
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"Holy moley, there's a new playhouse!" |
She likes it too!
So there you go, Blog...another project to check off my Bucket List. And bonus that it turned out so well! I'd advise our cat-loving readers to try this themselves, I had a blast. And I guess if you have any teeny-tiny carpet squares in your basement, you could do this for your hamster, too!
January 3, 2012
Polymer clay and resin, yay!
It's 2012, Blog, and that means another year of cool new crafting techniques to try! For Christmas I asked for the accoutrements I needed to explore using resin, and I wasted no time in trying out this nifty medium. Here you see my latest creation: a Steampunk Charm Necklace using beads I made with polymer clay and resin.
I used Lisa Pavelka's product Magic-Glos, and boy howdy is it great stuff! All you need to cure it is either sunlight or a UV lamp, and this being Wisconsin in winter, I opted to ask for Lisa's brand of lamp, designed especially for use with these sorts of projects. Those two items were all I needed to get started in resin crafting.
So, here's how I made the charms in my necklace:
There are both silver ones and copper ones, using Premo metallic color polyclay. There are also faux wood ones, also made of clay (I love making faux wood.) I cut out the squares with a beveled clay cutter, then topped them with all kinds of embellishments.
Going for the steampunk theme, I used various clockworks: springs, gears and tiny screws. I used a scrap of sheer Victorian fabric on one. I raided my bead collection for the metal scrollwork, key charm, and various beads, and my misc. junk files for gemstones and a scrap of tarnished copper. I baked the squares in the oven per usual.
Once they were cool, it was resin-ing time, Blog. All you do is put some drops of resin on top of a square, spread with a toothpick to the edges, and let the product self-level. It forms a perfectly clear and smooth dome all by itself! 5 minutes under the UV lamp is all it took to cure, and I ended up putting three coats on to give a nice, high dome.
I drilled holes and superglued in eyepins, then chained the charms together. I'd estimate the whole project took about seven hours.
I was just thrilled with the result. You're still my best friend, Blog, but I think Uvie here may be a close runner-up. You rock, Uvie!
The mind boggles at the awesome things I'm going to be able to do with resin. Who knows exactly what...but fish and sparkly stuff will no doubt be involved at some point.
Uvie and my Magic-Glos were purchased via Amazon, but you can get them many places. For more info, best place to go is the website of the awesome Lisa herself, www.lisapavelka.com. You've got no "resin" not to! Bwahaha, oh blorg, Blog....
I used Lisa Pavelka's product Magic-Glos, and boy howdy is it great stuff! All you need to cure it is either sunlight or a UV lamp, and this being Wisconsin in winter, I opted to ask for Lisa's brand of lamp, designed especially for use with these sorts of projects. Those two items were all I needed to get started in resin crafting.
So, here's how I made the charms in my necklace:
There are both silver ones and copper ones, using Premo metallic color polyclay. There are also faux wood ones, also made of clay (I love making faux wood.) I cut out the squares with a beveled clay cutter, then topped them with all kinds of embellishments.
Going for the steampunk theme, I used various clockworks: springs, gears and tiny screws. I used a scrap of sheer Victorian fabric on one. I raided my bead collection for the metal scrollwork, key charm, and various beads, and my misc. junk files for gemstones and a scrap of tarnished copper. I baked the squares in the oven per usual.
Once they were cool, it was resin-ing time, Blog. All you do is put some drops of resin on top of a square, spread with a toothpick to the edges, and let the product self-level. It forms a perfectly clear and smooth dome all by itself! 5 minutes under the UV lamp is all it took to cure, and I ended up putting three coats on to give a nice, high dome.
I drilled holes and superglued in eyepins, then chained the charms together. I'd estimate the whole project took about seven hours.
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Photo by Christopher Robleski |
I was just thrilled with the result. You're still my best friend, Blog, but I think Uvie here may be a close runner-up. You rock, Uvie!
The mind boggles at the awesome things I'm going to be able to do with resin. Who knows exactly what...but fish and sparkly stuff will no doubt be involved at some point.
Uvie and my Magic-Glos were purchased via Amazon, but you can get them many places. For more info, best place to go is the website of the awesome Lisa herself, www.lisapavelka.com. You've got no "resin" not to! Bwahaha, oh blorg, Blog....
December 26, 2011
This year's homemade gifts featuring Business Cat!
Yes, Blog, I am now at liberty to reveal this year's homemade Christmas gifts! Whereas last year I had not one, not two, but three posts on gifts, I apologize for not quite so much volume. But hopefully they will still amuse.
I worked in a couple of new media this year, the first being metal sculpture: this Camera Eye Robot that I made for daughter Katie. It all started with one of those, spot-in-a-shop, declare-"I-can-make-that" situations, Blog. I tracked down the tiny old Japanese camera on eBay, and built the robot from various random parts and scraps I'd amassed. He's a goofy little character with a hook for a hand and buttons from an old calculator, but I think he's pretty lovable. And for sure that itty bitty camera is awesome--it actually works, I guess, and is only 1 1/2" high.
Also new to me, and I think it shows, is the key holder I made for Katie's boyfriend Chris out of wood. These two are fans of retro design as it is especially expressed on Route 66 (see their website and Chris's new book at www.fadingnostalgia.com). So I was going for "Googie" style--e.g., the famous Las Vegas sign--with this key holder. I bought a prefabricated plaque, then cut the parabolas and wedgie things out of balsa wood and glued them on. I stained the wood with watered-down acrylic paint and added edges and starbursts with Sharpie pen. I varnished it all and added screw in hooks. Not bad for a beginner I guess--and it would seem the height of modern to Fred Flintstone.
Time to move into a medium in which I'm more proficient: polymer clay. I also made Katie a Googie-style piece, a switchplate cover. I used a classic 50s palette, and this time threw in that old favorite, the kidney shape. It was fun trying to use a retro font for the lettering--sort of like on a neon sign--and I think it came out fairly well.
Clay-wise, I made a couple of other gifts this year that were really copied directly from other people's work, so I'm not going to show them off, even though they did turn out nicely. And I gave my hopefully-future-step-granddaughter all the stuff she needs to take up claying, so that will be very cool!
On to the needlecrafts....
Last year I made myself a felt camera case, and I'm flattered to say that pro photographer Chris kinda coveted one for his little "casual" camera ever since. So I got the measurements and made him one to fit, and here it is, Blog.
It wasn't too hard to design and make a white collar of cotton fabric. Even the tie wasn't difficult, although I put the plaid on the yellow fabric with felt-tip pens. No, the killer here was how to display the thing, in order to incorporate the hilarious captions that are Business Cat's claim to fame. Like these to the right:
You don't even want to know the ideas I came up with and rejected before the ultimate solution came to me. Business Cat is displayed in an acrylic box made to house a mini replica football helmet, but tipped up on one end. The box "bottom" perfectly holds the caption sheets...25 of which I made to include in the B.C. set. Yes, I made 25 designs (did you know the classic font is Impact, which comes installed with Windows?), printed and trimmed them, and cut out all the openings with an Exacto knife while chatting with my visiting mother-in-law. Thanks heavens she was there to keep me sane.
Add printed backdrop and tie on nifty original tag, and MEOW, I mean VOILA: Davie has a pet Business Cat! Sing it to the tune of "I Want a Hippopotamus," people:
I worked in a couple of new media this year, the first being metal sculpture: this Camera Eye Robot that I made for daughter Katie. It all started with one of those, spot-in-a-shop, declare-"I-can-make-that" situations, Blog. I tracked down the tiny old Japanese camera on eBay, and built the robot from various random parts and scraps I'd amassed. He's a goofy little character with a hook for a hand and buttons from an old calculator, but I think he's pretty lovable. And for sure that itty bitty camera is awesome--it actually works, I guess, and is only 1 1/2" high.
Also new to me, and I think it shows, is the key holder I made for Katie's boyfriend Chris out of wood. These two are fans of retro design as it is especially expressed on Route 66 (see their website and Chris's new book at www.fadingnostalgia.com). So I was going for "Googie" style--e.g., the famous Las Vegas sign--with this key holder. I bought a prefabricated plaque, then cut the parabolas and wedgie things out of balsa wood and glued them on. I stained the wood with watered-down acrylic paint and added edges and starbursts with Sharpie pen. I varnished it all and added screw in hooks. Not bad for a beginner I guess--and it would seem the height of modern to Fred Flintstone.
Time to move into a medium in which I'm more proficient: polymer clay. I also made Katie a Googie-style piece, a switchplate cover. I used a classic 50s palette, and this time threw in that old favorite, the kidney shape. It was fun trying to use a retro font for the lettering--sort of like on a neon sign--and I think it came out fairly well.
Clay-wise, I made a couple of other gifts this year that were really copied directly from other people's work, so I'm not going to show them off, even though they did turn out nicely. And I gave my hopefully-future-step-granddaughter all the stuff she needs to take up claying, so that will be very cool!
On to the needlecrafts....
Last year I made myself a felt camera case, and I'm flattered to say that pro photographer Chris kinda coveted one for his little "casual" camera ever since. So I got the measurements and made him one to fit, and here it is, Blog.
And the final, Really, Really Big Project required not only sewing, but a heck of a lot of Googling, brainstorming with myself, graphic work on the PC, and tedious cutting. In the end it was all worth it to give my husband Davie the gift of his dreams: his own three-dimensional Business Cat.
Davie has been obsessed with this internet meme for a couple years now, to the point where--and I kid you not--he has been known to suddenly whisper "Business Cat" out loud for no apparent reason. So I simply had to find a way to make him one.
I was not about to try to make my own pattern for a stuffed cat that would look like the classic expressionless, round-eyed, all-black critter that is B.C. So I combed the internet and looked at every single black-furred feline available for purchase in the known world. The closest thing to the right look, sadly, was a tuxedo cat. So I actually had to dye his white parts black with copious amounts of fabric dye.
It wasn't too hard to design and make a white collar of cotton fabric. Even the tie wasn't difficult, although I put the plaid on the yellow fabric with felt-tip pens. No, the killer here was how to display the thing, in order to incorporate the hilarious captions that are Business Cat's claim to fame. Like these to the right:
You don't even want to know the ideas I came up with and rejected before the ultimate solution came to me. Business Cat is displayed in an acrylic box made to house a mini replica football helmet, but tipped up on one end. The box "bottom" perfectly holds the caption sheets...25 of which I made to include in the B.C. set. Yes, I made 25 designs (did you know the classic font is Impact, which comes installed with Windows?), printed and trimmed them, and cut out all the openings with an Exacto knife while chatting with my visiting mother-in-law. Thanks heavens she was there to keep me sane.
Add printed backdrop and tie on nifty original tag, and MEOW, I mean VOILA: Davie has a pet Business Cat! Sing it to the tune of "I Want a Hippopotamus," people:
I want a 3D Business Cat for Christmas,
Only a 3D Business Cat will do!
Don't want a Honey Badger, or critter by Chuck Testa,
I only want a Business Cat 'cuz that meme is the besta,
And 3D Business Cat, he likes me too!
So, from the land of Christmas Crafting, Blog and I say "Merry Christmas to all and to all a Super Fantasgreat New Year!"
December 6, 2011
M.I.A.
Can you believe I've been away six weeks, Blog? Scandalous. I cannot hope to excuse THAT kind of absence, but for lack of anything better to post about, here's my feeble accounting for my long-term silence:
1. You know you can always count on my sharing my crafts, but everything I've been doing all this time is in the Top Secret No Reveal Till After Christmas category. If it helps you to deal with the suspense, here are some tiny hints:
--some of the stuff involves containers, some empty, some not
--some could be used as a weapon, or not
--there's pink
2. I also know I like to talk about my writing, but I'm still on my long-term authoring hiatus. I did get to do the editing of this book though. The writing is real nice, I can't wait to see the pictures!
3. You have in the past enjoyed my sharing about my random nocturnal fantasies, but the storylines of those have been a bit thin lately. But if you insist on knowing, there have been two I alternate between.
--The one in which I live in a little Jewish village in the early 20th century, have a crush on the town doctor, and get a job as his assistant. This makes more sense if you know that in real life I have a doctor who is Jewish and he's completely awesome.
--The one in which I am hired to do online research for the team of Mr. Finch and Mr. Reese of the show "Person of Interest." Because I really can't help being attracted to Michael Emerson regardless of the role he plays. (Yeah, and my husband meanwhile has a man-crush on Jim Caviezel, so we make quite the pair.)
4. There is an unbelievable quantity of great TV on right now that is simply too good to miss. I watch about 25 shows faithfully right now. Plus some football and hockey. Plus the occasional holiday special and/or "Income Property" rerun. Yes, that was 25 shows. And I'm picky, people--I cut out the shows that are just "good." Anyone who gripes that there's nothing on the Boob Tube these days needs to take another look...it's become just insane. And "Alcatraz" hasn't even started yet.
5. I've been getting too many kicks out of Facebook. It's so easy to share the thrilling stuff in my life there, I just don't get around to putting it here, Blog! Stuff like
--the fabulous drinks I've been making out of the Magic House bar
--video of our newest collectible snowman, "Spaceman" (pronounced "spa-CHAY-man" of course)
--pictures of my cats, oh heck, I'll show you one too, Blog
So I'm sure it's clear why I haven't been posting. If not, I'll spell it out for you, Blog: L...A...Z...Y. Perhaps I will do better in the new year. At least you know after December 25 you'll be seeing some crafts here, including the pink part.
Can't you wait? Till then, have some happy holidays!
1. You know you can always count on my sharing my crafts, but everything I've been doing all this time is in the Top Secret No Reveal Till After Christmas category. If it helps you to deal with the suspense, here are some tiny hints:
--some of the stuff involves containers, some empty, some not
--some could be used as a weapon, or not
--there's pink
2. I also know I like to talk about my writing, but I'm still on my long-term authoring hiatus. I did get to do the editing of this book though. The writing is real nice, I can't wait to see the pictures!
3. You have in the past enjoyed my sharing about my random nocturnal fantasies, but the storylines of those have been a bit thin lately. But if you insist on knowing, there have been two I alternate between.
--The one in which I live in a little Jewish village in the early 20th century, have a crush on the town doctor, and get a job as his assistant. This makes more sense if you know that in real life I have a doctor who is Jewish and he's completely awesome.
--The one in which I am hired to do online research for the team of Mr. Finch and Mr. Reese of the show "Person of Interest." Because I really can't help being attracted to Michael Emerson regardless of the role he plays. (Yeah, and my husband meanwhile has a man-crush on Jim Caviezel, so we make quite the pair.)
4. There is an unbelievable quantity of great TV on right now that is simply too good to miss. I watch about 25 shows faithfully right now. Plus some football and hockey. Plus the occasional holiday special and/or "Income Property" rerun. Yes, that was 25 shows. And I'm picky, people--I cut out the shows that are just "good." Anyone who gripes that there's nothing on the Boob Tube these days needs to take another look...it's become just insane. And "Alcatraz" hasn't even started yet.
5. I've been getting too many kicks out of Facebook. It's so easy to share the thrilling stuff in my life there, I just don't get around to putting it here, Blog! Stuff like
--the fabulous drinks I've been making out of the Magic House bar
--video of our newest collectible snowman, "Spaceman" (pronounced "spa-CHAY-man" of course)
--pictures of my cats, oh heck, I'll show you one too, Blog
So I'm sure it's clear why I haven't been posting. If not, I'll spell it out for you, Blog: L...A...Z...Y. Perhaps I will do better in the new year. At least you know after December 25 you'll be seeing some crafts here, including the pink part.
Can't you wait? Till then, have some happy holidays!
October 24, 2011
Un-Occupied
Hey Blog, while I've been away the U.S. has entered into full-scale class warfare...well, ideologically anyway--so far no gunfire. I speak of course of the Occupy Wall Street movement, not to be confused with the Porcupy Wall Street movement, which involves porcupines.
I totally understand the OWSers fury at government bailouts, giant bonuses for CEOs, and legislative decision-making based on corporate political donations. That stuff makes me as sick as the next person. There is a lot of graft and corruption in government fueled by corporate interests (among other fuels)--I get it. Some small percentage of Americans (1% or whatever) calls the shots for the rest of us in many ways, and that's not fair. I left my last job largely because I was tired of working for rich white guys with briefcases full of venture capital and memberships in private clubs catering to rich white guys.
But I'm afraid I'm not digging a lot of this Occupy stuff. It's all WAY too black-and-white for me, and that is never good. The they/us dichotomy worries me. Just when does political fervor cross the line into a new kind of bigotry?
Blog, here's a few of the things about OWS that bother me:
1. The idea that all millionaires/CEOs/rich capitalists are evil. I happen to know several of these and they are actually nice people. For example, some family members and the guy who pays my salary. Now perhaps there's a higher percentage of bad rich people, based on the adage "power corrupts," but countering that is the fact that rich people aren't driven to desperate acts by poverty, like a large percentage of criminals are. Long story short, there is good and bad in everyone. Except Mother Theresa and Hitler, I guess.
2. The belief that corporate America should be hated. I say, feel free to hate the bad things corporate America does from time to time. But remember some of those same things are the reason you can afford that fancy smartphone, and don't point fingers till you're willing to give it up. You can't have it both ways, and good luck refusing to own anything produced by corporate America. I adore the idea of shopping locally and supporting small business, but you can bet some of the tools and services those cozy companies use are provided by big corporate entities. We're all too interconnected to declare full scale war on each other.
3. The sense of entitlement. This is my biggest beef. Nowadays too many people have the habit of declaring anything they want is "a basic human right." I kind of prefer limiting it to "life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness"...and the pursuit sometimes involves work and smart choices, contrary to popular belief. For example, this is the first generation to have decided society owes them a college education. That's always been something you chose to pay for, maybe even (what a concept!) SAVE for, or not, depending upon your circumstance. I say, if the taxpayers are supposed to pay your tuition, how is that fair to the generations of people who came before and sacrificed for their degrees? If you demand now that those people pay for your higher education as well as their own, who's the good guy and who's the bad guy in that scenario?
4. The disdain for free market capitalism. Heck, Blog, the system that has thrived in America for centuries is now on the "out list," apparently. In its place, we're asked to redistribute our wealth willy-nilly. (Of course, it's the prosperity-challenged who want this. I'm not sure how they'd feel if they suddenly inherited a million bucks and were told they had to give most of it away.) I still don't understand what motivation anyone in the U.S. would have to work, if we put such plans into place. If society is going to pay off your debt, guarantee you a paycheck even if you don't have a job, etc., why wouldn't we all stay home and watch TV?
And what would happen if all these "dreams" came true? This is what I envision:
1. Stripped of capital, America's companies reduce payroll (oh boy, 2009 again), increase prices, and cut back on innovation.
2. Forced to cancel all collection of student loan payments and write off the debt, the U.S. government must cut back on programs and/or raise taxes.
3. With the ability to receive adequate income without working, the rising number of the unemployed stay home, reducing the government's tax revenues still further and forcing corporations to outsource more jobs overseas. Productivity suffers.
4. The impact on the housing market caused by the mandatory write-off of defaulted mortgages is chaos. Banks' balance sheets are thrown out of kilter, there's reduced money available to lend, so only the richest can get new mortgages. Meanwhile some people make a killing selling homes the were previously mortgaged to the hilt.
Bottom line, Blog: economic and social chaos. Which is what comes of tampering with the normal order of things, commerce-wise. If we hate government bailouts of banks, why should we love government bailouts of anything else? Bailing out college grads or homeowners may seem "nicer" than bailing out rich bankers, but it gets you in just as much trouble as a society.
A lot of things need to be fixed, Blog. And here's my list of a few I can think of that we could do:
1. Simplify the tax code so the ultra-rich can't weasel their way out of paying their fair share. That will get us a lot further than raising their taxes only to have them find the usual loopholes anyway.
2. Make government smaller. (Remember "power corrupts"?) How about limited terms, campaign finance reform, and some other such remedies?
3. Fix the broken parts of the system that failed to regulate the financial industry as they should have.
4. Pass reasonable legislation to prevent management bonuses for companies that receive any government support, to limit credit card interest rates and unreasonable fee systems, and similarly curtail gross abuses.
5. Mandate financial studies classes in public high schools, to teach kids practical lessons about credit card debt, student loans, budgeting and saving. (Better their parents should do this, but it seems they've largely dropped the ball and made as big of mistakes as their kids!)
6. Rethink the idea that you have to have a four year college degree right after high school to be a success in the world today. Encourage technical schools, apprenticeship programs, and other worthwhile options for building a skilled workforce...and thus motivate colleges to get their tuition costs under control in order to compete for students.
And above all, Blog: Everyone stop thinking in black and white! Regardless of politics, religion, race, or economic status, we are all people, good and bad. Egg the house of a millionaire and you may have caused trouble for a guy who just gave fifty grand to a school for autistic kids, or whose company is actually responsible for you having a job. Sure, he could be a "greedy capitalist pig," but you don't know, just like you don't know if the OWS protester next to you is a genuine compatriot or simply hoping to steal your cell phone while you're distracted with chanting.
We've got a crapload of things to fix in this country, and wasting our energy on "them vs. us" is getting us nowhere. The government and corporate America know we're pissed, already! Better to leave the park, go home and vote, write letters, teach your kid about compound interest, buy goods responsibly, and get informed about economics, the practices of companies in which you own stock, and the positions of your elected officials.
We're only going to win this by working it out bit by bit. And doing it, as much as possible, together.
I totally understand the OWSers fury at government bailouts, giant bonuses for CEOs, and legislative decision-making based on corporate political donations. That stuff makes me as sick as the next person. There is a lot of graft and corruption in government fueled by corporate interests (among other fuels)--I get it. Some small percentage of Americans (1% or whatever) calls the shots for the rest of us in many ways, and that's not fair. I left my last job largely because I was tired of working for rich white guys with briefcases full of venture capital and memberships in private clubs catering to rich white guys.
But I'm afraid I'm not digging a lot of this Occupy stuff. It's all WAY too black-and-white for me, and that is never good. The they/us dichotomy worries me. Just when does political fervor cross the line into a new kind of bigotry?
Blog, here's a few of the things about OWS that bother me:
1. The idea that all millionaires/CEOs/rich capitalists are evil. I happen to know several of these and they are actually nice people. For example, some family members and the guy who pays my salary. Now perhaps there's a higher percentage of bad rich people, based on the adage "power corrupts," but countering that is the fact that rich people aren't driven to desperate acts by poverty, like a large percentage of criminals are. Long story short, there is good and bad in everyone. Except Mother Theresa and Hitler, I guess.
2. The belief that corporate America should be hated. I say, feel free to hate the bad things corporate America does from time to time. But remember some of those same things are the reason you can afford that fancy smartphone, and don't point fingers till you're willing to give it up. You can't have it both ways, and good luck refusing to own anything produced by corporate America. I adore the idea of shopping locally and supporting small business, but you can bet some of the tools and services those cozy companies use are provided by big corporate entities. We're all too interconnected to declare full scale war on each other.
3. The sense of entitlement. This is my biggest beef. Nowadays too many people have the habit of declaring anything they want is "a basic human right." I kind of prefer limiting it to "life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness"...and the pursuit sometimes involves work and smart choices, contrary to popular belief. For example, this is the first generation to have decided society owes them a college education. That's always been something you chose to pay for, maybe even (what a concept!) SAVE for, or not, depending upon your circumstance. I say, if the taxpayers are supposed to pay your tuition, how is that fair to the generations of people who came before and sacrificed for their degrees? If you demand now that those people pay for your higher education as well as their own, who's the good guy and who's the bad guy in that scenario?
4. The disdain for free market capitalism. Heck, Blog, the system that has thrived in America for centuries is now on the "out list," apparently. In its place, we're asked to redistribute our wealth willy-nilly. (Of course, it's the prosperity-challenged who want this. I'm not sure how they'd feel if they suddenly inherited a million bucks and were told they had to give most of it away.) I still don't understand what motivation anyone in the U.S. would have to work, if we put such plans into place. If society is going to pay off your debt, guarantee you a paycheck even if you don't have a job, etc., why wouldn't we all stay home and watch TV?
And what would happen if all these "dreams" came true? This is what I envision:
1. Stripped of capital, America's companies reduce payroll (oh boy, 2009 again), increase prices, and cut back on innovation.
2. Forced to cancel all collection of student loan payments and write off the debt, the U.S. government must cut back on programs and/or raise taxes.
3. With the ability to receive adequate income without working, the rising number of the unemployed stay home, reducing the government's tax revenues still further and forcing corporations to outsource more jobs overseas. Productivity suffers.
4. The impact on the housing market caused by the mandatory write-off of defaulted mortgages is chaos. Banks' balance sheets are thrown out of kilter, there's reduced money available to lend, so only the richest can get new mortgages. Meanwhile some people make a killing selling homes the were previously mortgaged to the hilt.
Bottom line, Blog: economic and social chaos. Which is what comes of tampering with the normal order of things, commerce-wise. If we hate government bailouts of banks, why should we love government bailouts of anything else? Bailing out college grads or homeowners may seem "nicer" than bailing out rich bankers, but it gets you in just as much trouble as a society.
A lot of things need to be fixed, Blog. And here's my list of a few I can think of that we could do:
1. Simplify the tax code so the ultra-rich can't weasel their way out of paying their fair share. That will get us a lot further than raising their taxes only to have them find the usual loopholes anyway.
2. Make government smaller. (Remember "power corrupts"?) How about limited terms, campaign finance reform, and some other such remedies?
3. Fix the broken parts of the system that failed to regulate the financial industry as they should have.
4. Pass reasonable legislation to prevent management bonuses for companies that receive any government support, to limit credit card interest rates and unreasonable fee systems, and similarly curtail gross abuses.
5. Mandate financial studies classes in public high schools, to teach kids practical lessons about credit card debt, student loans, budgeting and saving. (Better their parents should do this, but it seems they've largely dropped the ball and made as big of mistakes as their kids!)
6. Rethink the idea that you have to have a four year college degree right after high school to be a success in the world today. Encourage technical schools, apprenticeship programs, and other worthwhile options for building a skilled workforce...and thus motivate colleges to get their tuition costs under control in order to compete for students.
And above all, Blog: Everyone stop thinking in black and white! Regardless of politics, religion, race, or economic status, we are all people, good and bad. Egg the house of a millionaire and you may have caused trouble for a guy who just gave fifty grand to a school for autistic kids, or whose company is actually responsible for you having a job. Sure, he could be a "greedy capitalist pig," but you don't know, just like you don't know if the OWS protester next to you is a genuine compatriot or simply hoping to steal your cell phone while you're distracted with chanting.
We've got a crapload of things to fix in this country, and wasting our energy on "them vs. us" is getting us nowhere. The government and corporate America know we're pissed, already! Better to leave the park, go home and vote, write letters, teach your kid about compound interest, buy goods responsibly, and get informed about economics, the practices of companies in which you own stock, and the positions of your elected officials.
We're only going to win this by working it out bit by bit. And doing it, as much as possible, together.
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